and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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