Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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