actually, I'm a sock model
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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