he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
