Sober January is a disaster.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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