Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A+ Viking dick
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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