Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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