glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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