kristin has been a bad kristin
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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