so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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