There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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