if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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