Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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