I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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