he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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