Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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