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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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