then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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