Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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