Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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