The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize