I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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