Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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