What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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