I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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