I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
