I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
only you would photoshop your dick
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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