What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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