I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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