He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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