I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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