what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
