The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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