idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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