Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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