I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
