In the future we'll all be gay
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You ruined the universe
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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