i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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