I heard we made out
I just pynch a tree in the face
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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