yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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