these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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