how can u be prego again
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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