Me too!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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