Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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