Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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