You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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