I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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