Define "chronic" masturbator.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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