You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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