Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He has the fingertips of a God
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