Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My brain says no but my pants say off.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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