so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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