My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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