the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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