People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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