Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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