I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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